He slowly positioned himself and aimed. Just as hewas ready to take hit shot, out of the corner of his eyes, he saw somethingblinking at a rooftop of a building nearby. He stopped and looked up. Then hefelt himself being thrown across the room. For a moment, he was caught insurprise. He had been hit in his arm. It hurt a lot. Just as he was going toturn his head in order to inspect the damages he saw his arm lying on the floora meter from him. They hadshot his arm off! Slowly hetried to stand up on his feet. It was the last thing, he remembered. --- ?Goodshoot.? Jensen wasexcited. It was the first time he had shot and hit another human being.Normally he only hunted ducks and deer but he had been approached by a formerDanish officer, who had offered him a one-in-a-lifetime chance to hunt themost, difficult and intelligent animal to kill: Another human. It would costhim, but Jensen did not care. He had paidthe amount and had been flown to Bosnia with false papers. Another Danishofficer. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he has four balls."The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie!"Murphy's job applicationMurphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager.When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we've decided to give the Norwegian the job."Murphy,... "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job."Manager, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong."Murphy, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than.
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