, etc.Finally, the monk clears his throat, and when the seller looks over at him and raises an eyebrow, the monk says: "What about my change?"The seller looks over his glasses at the monk and says reprovingly: "Change comes from within!"These are compliments of davenotherePinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." I am entering" said Snow White.After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?" First Place!" said Snow White.They continue walking and they see a sign:"Contest for the strongest man in the world." I'm entering," says Superman.After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" First Place!" answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"They continue walking when they see a sign:"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"Pinocchio says "this is mine."Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.. ”“That’s normal, Son.”“I hate to do this, but can I dump something on you?”“If you feel you need to. I’m your Dad, after all.”“I know. I usually go to Mom, but I think this one is for you.”“What?”“I told you about Clark the night they moved him in. Well, I mentioned it to Emmy and she nearly had kittens. She said her dad would lose his mind if he found out. When I tried to ask her about it, she insisted I stop talking about it because otherwise he’d make her break up with me. I don’t get it.”“Now I need another drink,” my dad sighed, pouring more from the bottle on the table next to him.“Sorry,” I said.He took a swig from the glass, “I’ve known Lenny and Agnes since I moved here. She’s a real sweetheart, and your mom hung out with her some in Junior High. Then Agnes hooked up with Len and his buddies the Summer before your mom’s Senior year. She didn’t like Lenny much, and she certainly didn’t like his dad’s politics. I suppose the simplest thing to say is she told me he had a ‘George.
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