Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! – up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?" No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" I'm a taxidermist," says the man.The bartender, looking very bewildered, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-dermist?"The man says, "I mount animals."The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"Adult Fairy TalesCINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball,. " I'm thirty-one years old, Lilly and apart from the farm I got nothing to show for it." Joe's smile was sad. "I want a wife, I want kids. No woman in her right mind looks at me and thinks the same thing." Why not?" I interjected, shocked."It's hardly a glamorous life I live." Joe swirled his rye in his glass before taking another drink; the was the same gesture I'd seen Dad make a million times and for a moment I could have leaned over and hugged Joe, but I didn't. "I work 365 days a year, from before the sun rises 'til after it sets. There's dirt under my nails that'll never come out. I didn't go to some fancy school like you or like Chuck. I don't drive an expensive car. I don't make a lot of money. What do I have to offer a girl except these?" He held out his hands, wide and calloused: farmer's hands - sturdy, rough, and work-hardened. They looked like Dad's."Some day, some one is going to think that that's enough for her, Joe. More than enough."Joe clinked his drink against my.
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