As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans ... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?”She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.”The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”Forwarded compliments of John A. By Jeff Foxworthy:If plastic water. Until recently.I am happily mariied to a sexy,wonderful woman for 10 years now,but our sex life has seem to slow down to almost nill.I work from home, the wife is gone on her job all day,and sometimes she is off on buisness trips for a week or two at a time.It happened about 3 months ago,while she was gone for a week, I got the urge again.I would wake up in the morning,get some work done, then go into our bedroom and go through her outfits.It started with just her panties, then progressed into fully dressing,with make-up complete.That Thursday morning, I woke up, and decieded only having one more day to play, I would go all the way.Sitting in front of her make-up mirror, I started my transformation.Eyeliner,shadow,blush and lipstick.When I finished, I picked out a nice pastel peach colored nail polish and did my finger and toe nails.After they dried, I went to her closet and picked out a nice peach colored dress,white panies and hose,and finished dressing.When I was finished, I looked.
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