Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby? They named him “Sum Ting Wong”What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impedimentWhat’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... “a recipe”.How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!This is compliments of Mario MDo Not Attempt drinking anything hot while enjoying this!!!!After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this VEET as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit of a treat. I ordered it well in advance. Nevertheless, he welcomed the chance to visit Mary Kelley when Sunday came. His escort showed up, and they rode to the Rocking KK ranch without harassment, this time. Jed and Mary sat on the veranda in the shade and enjoyed each other's company until time for meals. Dinner and supper were always full meals on a working ranch, no matter what day it was, and Jed welcomed the opportunity to eat foods he would never take the time nor trouble to fix just for himself.Mary had set a date for the wedding to be held in the Methodist Church in Saddlers Gulch two weeks from this Sunday at 2:00 PM, with the reception to be in the Church yard right after the wedding. She had her wedding dress ready, and everything was set.The town had gone all out in rebuilding the apartment in the jail to make it into a suitable place for a family. The building had been enlarged with new adobe walls. Partitions had been built from wood to rework the inside into two bedrooms, a sitting room, and a combination.
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