"Number : 3Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."Number : 2Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."Caddy: "This isn't the golf course ... We left that an hour ago."And the Number : 1 ... Best Caddy Comment:Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."Bonus...An old favorite ... About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole...He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy...Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems... ?"Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."Golfer: He picks up his club up and says, "I don't see anything."Caddy: "Other end."Don't look down on anyone unless you are helping them up...This one is compliments of Chuck ... With thanksThe ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPERTwo Different Versions...Two Different MoralsOLD VERSION :The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and. “When I found out I was going to see you again, I cancelled everything with my friends.”Ursula’s face reddens. “I um ... I don’t want to be the reason...”Jane waves a hand in the air. “Don’t worry about it. I can afford a break. I really do need one anyway.” She walks across the kitchen. “It has been a long time since we’ve seen each other.”Ursula follows the girl, her eyes mostly on Jane’s ass. “Yes it has.”Jane steps in front of the sink and turns on the water. “You know, ever since that summer I have had the biggest crush on you.” She turns her head enough to allow the little smirk in the corner of her mouth to be seen by Ursula.Ursula’s ears seem to be humming. She feels warm all over. To break the spell, she looks down at the counter where a tray of desserts are sitting. “Um ... those look good,” she says of the dish. The tray holds some kind of slices, densely packed together and drizzled with chocolate and caramel over what looks to be crumbles of toffee.“The apples?” Jane.
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