Com/embed/ulP6f9zXtTs?rel=0These are from grandpa, a bunny eater ... bad!!!!!SOME ONE LINERSI have all the money I'll ever need --If I die by4 p.m. todayI ask god for a bike. But I know god don't work that way. So I stole one and asked for forgiveness.I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said "GUESS" on it.So I said "implantsChildren in the dark have accidents, But accidents in the dark make children.If you think nobody cares your alive try missing a couple of paymentsDo not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experienceThere's MoreA computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blameI want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.Work harder millions on welfare depend on you.If your dog is barking at the back door and the wife is yelling at the front door Who do you let in first? The dog of course he'll shut up. “Can’t wait for Sunday baby, we haven’t had a second man for two months, our new man should be very pleasurable for both us,” I tell Roger on the Friday night as he is fucking me.“Your turn on is my turn on, make this really good baby, no more sex until Sunday so we enjoy it even more.”We are a very competitive couple and always compete to see who can dress or undress to capture the attention of our male or female guest first.I decide to wear nothing more than heels, a short silk blouse with all the buttons undone, it covers my nipples but not my shaved pubic hair or arse, and accentuates my legs.Roger decides on a tight pair of jeans and nothing else to show off his taut, tanned body.“You look hot baby and very fuckable, love your arse in that shirt,” he tells me as he bends to kiss both cheeks and I respond by kissing his nipples as I remind him I am to pleasure and be pleasured.“Remember your turn on is my turn on baby, don’t hold back,” I tell my man as we continue teasing each.
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