“Order in my court”, screams the judge. “Can someone come up and please explain what happened?”Johnny speaks up, “Well you sees judge, at a Newfie wedding, it’s tradition for the first mate to have a dance with the bride. So I gets up there and I’m dancing with the bride. She was grinding up on me you see and Tommy the groom didn’t take too kindly to that. So Tommy walks up and kicks her right in the pussy!”“Right in the pussy?” The judge cringes, “That must have hurt.”Johnny says, “Hurt? Broke three of me fingers.”From an American Reader yes it is a thought piece so if you are Anon. don’t continue!!!!!Here’s a very scary thought...I had to take my vehicle to the mechanic the other day for service. The Service Manager, Pete, gave me a ride home and on the way he told me his theory about the upcoming election and the next four years of U.S. government.At first I thought it a bit farfetched. But as I listened to him it began to make sense, scary sense...“I believe that Hillary Clinton. Like it was the most natural thing in the world.Sort of. Kind of.Not really.Something seemed amiss to Emily ... but for the life of her, she couldn't think of what it could possibly be.Fortunately, Jack wasn't in the office for too long. He didn't look terribly happy as he came back to his eager lovers, though, frowning and staring glumly at his smartphone. "Fucking Germans," he muttered resentfully, "that's twice the amount they said ... and..." Shrugging, he looked up directly at Emily for a long, long moment before closing the phone and tucking it in his pocket. To Emily's surprise, she thought he looked rather forlorn as he gazed at her – almost apologetic. "Well, that's the price of doing business, I guess." Is there a problem, Jack?" Chelsea asked. "You know I'm here for you, darling. To take care of you, however you want, whenever you want ... to take care of your, uh, needs." She leaned back against one of the kitchen countertops, spreading her legs a bit wide to expose her.
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