..New Mexico Chili Cook-off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there’s no hope for you. I had tears in my eyes by the end.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was from Springfield, Illinois.Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off ... The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans ) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge #3.Here are the scorecard notes from the event:CHILI # 1 - MIKE’S MANIAC. She was happy to take cock in any hole and loved it up the bum, but all holes at once? She loved fucking. Would being paid to fuck three guys at once be the worst thing ever? It was only using her body to get something she wanted and she’d been doing that for years.“A hundred quid.” She made a counter offer. “Up front, one hour. All of you at once.”“I’ll pay you once we get into my flat.” This was the leader. “Wouldn’t want you to do a runner.”Mel looked around, hoping that another option would present itself. It didn’t.“Deal.”They’d stopped briefly at a cash point, each of the men withdrawing some money, before moving on to a small block of student flats. The lift journey up was uncomfortable for Mel, the close proximity to the three nerds unsettling as they tried to subtly touch her up. Once out of the lift, she was lead along a short corridor to a door which the leader unlocked.They entered, and he simply said, “Strip please.”“No,” Mel replied. “Money first.”He handed over a small.
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