Question #2Why don't witches wear underwear?Answer #2To get a better grip on the broom.This one is compliments of mikeGus was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself. That same day Gus went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home toBecky. At home, he found Becky was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the celebrated 69 position.Gus, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day,Gus went back to the doctor.The doctor asked, "How did it go?" Well, not as I'd expected. When I fired the pistol, Becky shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."This is a thought piece from Earl...WHY DID. "Who you callin' asshole, punk?" he said as he rushed in to the inevitable.At the last second I stepped to the side and back fisted him. He fell in a heap on the pavement. I looked over to the second guy. He was holding his hands in the air."I'm outta here," he said. He should have left when he had the chance but instead he tried to come around from behind. A spinning back kick put him next to his unconscious friend.My ex-brother-in-law looked drained. "What's this all about, Tommy?" He was visibly shaken."You put some videos up on the internet lately," I asked?"Oh shit," was all he could say.I was furious. "Here's the deal," I said. "I'm going to break your arm and then you're going to go home and pull those videos off or I'm going to come back and break your other arm."Suddenly the putz got brave."I don't think that's going to happen," he said and came at me with a knife.A couple of basic moves and he was kneeling on the pavement holding his broken right arm.I picked up the knife.
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