And as I played “Amazing Grace”, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together.When finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen anything like that before, and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”Apparently, I’m still lost ... it’s a man thing.When you have stopped laughing be sure to forward this on to others who would enjoy a good story.This one is compliments of Anonymous.An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf so he puts his name down at the local Club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down, so off he goes down to the Club to ask the reason why!Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish Golf Club?Scot: Aye, and I am as Scottish as ye are Jock.Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.Scot: Aye, so do. I'll tell her what you want if she asks. How come you're doing a favor for Walter? I mean, you're always saying how much you two don't get along and all." He's stuck at home with nothing to do. I figured that getting him laid might make things less boring for him. I thought about lending you to him, but then I decided that Dana would be better for him. Of course, if anything goes wrong with the deal I'm setting up with Dana, you'd be back in the running to do him." I don't even know him Barry. Besides, you wouldn't really let another guy do it with me anyway. You like me too much." Sasquatch, before I'm finished with you, I'm going to be lending you out to all of my friends. That's one of the reasons that I do like you so much. You stop trying to figure out what I'm going to make you do, and just concentrate on doing what I tell you to. We'll both be happier if you can remember to do that. I already told Walter I'd get Dana to fuck him, and I told Dana she could have you and Carla.
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