After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates. The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.He then phoned the Arab and asked him: “I thought you would be more generous than that -last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates?”To this the Arab replied: “Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins”.This one is compliments of BradSome people are so fucking thick!!! Just at the Exxon station and two police officers are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time. Like really, wtf! I’m thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Fucking idiot and the cops are just sat there. I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming “look outside” the woman’s arm was on fire!!! She was running around like a nutter waving her. Even if it was Sunday, she couldn’t catch a break from her work.Bzzt! The phone vibrated. Then it vibrated some more. Seems like the person who had been looking for her to solve their work problems had been somewhat desperate.Sarah unlocked her phone, and gasped. The notifications weren’t from Slack, her work messaging app. The messages were from Liz! Sarah felt her excitement rise again. Liz reached out! Then, she began to feel worried. Oh no, I didn’t reply!Sarah fiddled some more around, both wanting and not wanting to open the messages Liz had sent. Finally, she took a deep breath, and opened up the messaging app. Liz had sent three messages last night. The first two were Liz saying hello, asking how she was, and asking if she could send the photos of both of them. The third message was sent two hours later. Sarah didn’t know what to make of the message exactly. It read: “I guess you’re upset. Or sleeping. Or something. Anyway, stay in touch!”Was Liz upset at her? Sarah wasn’t.
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