..Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman:How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 draft Bock beersWoman:How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary!)Woman:And how long have you been drinking?Man:About 20 years, I supposeWoman:So a Bock beer costs $5 and you have 3 Bock beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?Man:CorrectWoman:If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?Man:CorrectWoman:Do you know that if you didn't drink so much Bock beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man:Do you drink beer?Woman:NoMan:Where's your Ferrari?This one was Submitted by Schop:There was a middle aged man who had been having daily migraine headaches every day for the past. Walking inside, he could think of nothing else other than to relax and watch some TV. Plopping himself on the couch, and turning on the game became the number one priority. Time seemed to slip away as his favorite team played. All the time though, he was thinking of how he had more ass in two days then he had in all of his life.As he got up from the couch to fix himself something to eat, he felt a familiar stirring in his groin. It was not as bad as the last time, but it was present. Sean paid little attention to it though. He felt that some food might help it go away. Going back to the couch to eat his food, Sean started to ignore the now slight discomfort in his genitals.After watching TV, Sean went upstairs to finish some homework. When he reached his room, he noticed that his cock was erect. The pain was slight, but persistent. Sean fell back on to his bed and stripped off his pants. He was going to take care of business so that he could focus on some schoolwork.While his pants.
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