I love mustard.I had no napkin.I licked it off.It was not mustard.No man ever put a baby down faster.It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding out.With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, “Now you know why they call that fancy mustard Poupon”.When you stop laughing, pass it on.This one is from John A.No one believes seniors ... everyone thinks they are senile.An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up. ?Jodi Lynn?? He asks, obviously glancing down toward the photo of a young brunette. Nodding, she glances back and forth between the pair, unsure who he is as he lowers the photo, turns toward the pilot, instructing him to get her luggage. Turning back toward her, the look in his stark blue eyes is almost piercing as he glances up and down at her black, slick raincoat, barely shaking his head back and forth. ?So, you’re the one they chose by just glancing at this photo, huh?? He shrugs as he turns. ?I’m your escort. Follow me.? Walking toward the large glass door, glancing back, in a harsher tone, he hesitates, orders. ?Come on!? Glancing toward the pilot, seeing him picking up her pair of black, nylon luggage bags, turning, she steps toward the exit while again noticing the piercing stare as he holds the door open. ?There.? Nodding toward the pad, he points toward a glistening black, twin turbo prop plane with dark tinted glass all around. .
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