"Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."Jacob: "Adult diapers?"Pharmacist: "Sure."Jacob: "Ok, we'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."More compliments of RabbiRabbitOn the average, an American man underage 75 will have sex two to three times a week, whereas aJapanese man the same age will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese...Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field.Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference, coincidentally held in his home town. He walked on stage and placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently farted.The microphone amplified his mistake. My Mom avoids my questions. So I’m stuck for answers. So I thought maybe a stranger might be better to ask. I mean . . . you know about . . . ‘it’ . . . ” she hesitated. “Can you help me please?”“I think I know what you mean, Jacqui. I’m sure that I can help you to know what it’s all about,” I said, feeling the bulge growing in my pants.She slid around next to me on the padded seat, putting her hand on my arm. I could see her nipples were getting hard. Her legs were slightly open, showing the outline of her young pussy lips. She noticed my bulg.“Can we talk somewhere more private?” she asked.I gave her my address and told her to come to my house at 3pm next day – and wear only the same hotpants and top. When she turned up I was wearing a singlet and shorts and was already feeling really horny.I opened the door just she was about to knock. “Hi Jacqui, come on in,” I said, not wishing to let any nosey neighbours see a sexy young girl at my door.She reached up and kissed me on.
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