" I said calmly."Well," he asked, "what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"I couldn't believe that he didn't know - so I told him, "Hellooo! Those are my emergency flashers!"This one is compliments of RabbiRabbitA businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant."What is your name?"Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"Businessman: "Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and oddly truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one. Thats not the worse of it you fucked and sucked your son dry and enjoyed the hell out of it. Its incest, the thought bothered her, what to do? Since today is Friday will Zack want to spend the weekend? Id like that but Ill need to be sure his parents approve. Im not thinking properly it was the best fuck of my life but hes my sons best friend. She went about her house work until noon when the phone rang, it was Zack. Hi honey, Hi Jen, what are you doing? I was just cleaning up around here a bit. I was thinking later Im going to call me mom and ask if I can spend the weekend with you guys so is she calls you tell her its OK. Ill tell her it good with me as Sam flying Europe, Anything special youd like to see me in? I left a Victoria catalog in the den open to the page I really liked. Ill get working on it, and we should talk this weekend. What am I doing, Ive just agreed to have him her for the whole weekend. Well lets see this outfit, and in the den she went. There was the catalog.
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