What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”“No, ” the cook said. “Three flat tires ... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights ... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards ... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!”“Oh ... OK!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!CuckooBefore leaving to attend a Doe party for her best friend, Muffy promised her husband Bob she would be home by midnight.Well, the party was great, and the drinks went down way too easily. Muffy was a bit loaded when she headed home about 3am. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing Bob would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times.She was really proud of. ‘Oh,’ she groaned. ‘I’m about to lose control.’ ‘Don’t,’ he ordered. ‘If that’s to happen I need my mouth in position.’ ‘Oh gawd,’ she bawled, bucking and gasping. ‘Sorry, it’s been such a long time.’ ‘Think nothing of it,’ he said, snaking his tongue forward on a reconnaissance mission. ‘Oooh, that’s lovely.’ ‘Are you good for any more?’ ‘Oh yes, provided I’m lovingly worked like a Stradivarius.’ ‘I do better thinking double bass.’ She sighed and said anything light-fingered would produce encores. ‘You’re sexy,’ he said, unintentionally making her body heave in staccato again. ‘This has the makings of a long night,’ she sighed. ‘You better stay.’ Bianca was invited to stay at Young’s Meadows on Saturday night. After dinner that evening they kept themselves and the dogs awake for half the night because of their groaning and the sound of a banging headboard. Next day Marty proved to his lover how fearless he was at jumping – taking a high stone wall on the gallant Beckett that had.
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