My Better HalfQ: What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day?A: You’re my butter half!A Good Looking MuffinQ: What did one muffin say to the other on Valentine’s Day?A: You’re my stud-muffin!One in a MillionQ: What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?A: You’re one in a melon!Beating HeartsQ: What did one beet say to the other on Valentine’s Day?A: You make my heart beet faster!Single SavingsI just saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by switchingto single.Mushroom LoveQ: What did one mushroom say to the other on Valentine’s Day?A: “There’s so mushroom in my heart for you!”Coffee Lover’s DreamWhat’s the perfect thing to say to a coffee-lover onValentine’s Day?“Words cannot espresso what you mean to me.”Cannoli GiftI gave my girlfriend a cannoli for Valentine’s Day.When she asked why, I said, “I cannoli be happy when I’m withyou.”Expensive DateWhat’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?February 14th.Valentine’s Day LaughDo you have a. I called her many times after that but she always refused to talk to me. I’m scared to tell me Identity coz she might disclose everything to my Mother.One day when I went to a supermarket I saw her alone shopping some vegetables. I got some courage and went to her and said Me : Hi how are you???Lakshmi : fine and asked me when did u come from college???Me : Its been a while.Lakshmi : Do you normally come here for shopping?Me : Not always but I just came to grab some sweets.Lakshmi : so you wanted to increase your weightMe : Nope just a peace of sweet will not make any differenceLakshmi : Your GF might be sadMe : unfortunately I don’t have anyLakshmi : Then you are a good Boy.Me : yah am going for movie do you wanted to join me???Lakshmi : Not this time.Me : got something to do at home????Lakshmi : Yah and I doesn’t look nice going out for movie with uMe : I forced her and finally she accepted and asked me to wait for her at the end of our street she went to her house and came back.
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