“That’s nothing” said the third boy. “When my parents take me to see my grandma and grandpa, I can wear them out in an hour”.My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn’t find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?” “The produce guy looked at me and said “No. You’ll have to do that yourself”.Dave had just returned from his honeymoon and was settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night, the landlady met Dave in the hallway. She said “I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your new bride would like to have them?” “I’ll ask her” Dave responded. He opened the door to his apartment and called out “Honey, would you like to see ‘Oliver Twist’ tonight?” “No way!” his bride retorted. “If you show me one more trick with that thing, I’m going home to my mother!”Donald. "That's not how I told you to do the dishes!" completely eliminating please, thank you and the magic word "asked" none of which wordswitches were featured in the second set of "DISH RULES."MomdayTuesday came by a third time. A new set of dish rules but this time the dishes have been left since Sunday, when we had La-gag-ya, with all it's horrendous features: Burnt on cheese, tomato sauce, and pasta in GLASS. I got it spotless. All the dishes sparkled, they were perfectly organized on freshly sanitized shelves in scrubbed clean cabinets. The silver was neatly aligned in it's tray, the ovenracks had been CHIPPED of centuries of burned on spills. I done gooder! Hell's Kitchen would love to look this good! There is no possible complaint she can have. NONE!!"That's not the way I want you to do these dishes, filthy, disgusting, look here, a fingerprint!(hers, just put there) You have to do better than that."I don't do dishes at my house now. "I've done the very best I can, If you're not.
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