See, Dick is into stuff that I'm not into."But I thought it was you who wakes Dick up," you say. (Well, you'd say that if you were paying attention. I know I ramble a little, but try to stay with me. The next dirty story is just ahead.)Yeah, Dick's sleeping until he gets a call from my libido, but once he's awake it doesn't take him long to get off in the bushes. Er, weeds. Whatever.Anyway, he gets into some weird weeds. Places I'd never think about going.Calm down, I'm not going there. Dick's not into dick either. You didn't see an "MM" story code at the top of this page, did you? (To those of you who are disappointed: get your own Dick.)So. Weird weeds.Well, there's Marge in Human Resources. Really nice lady. She's been there since they hired me. Knows all the ins and outs of sexual harassment and inappropriate conduct. And that was before we hooked up. But she's 54 years old and 300 pounds, so most of you don't want to hear her story. I don't really want to tell it. We're still. "Bitte?" She asked looking around expectantly."Acht Bier, bitte," replied Ollie before taking the handful of menus the girl held out to him."Kommt sofort," she replied before disappearing back inside.Ollie distributed the menus around the table, "Fill up lads, it'll absorb the beer and that'll help you last longer tonight." What are you having?" asked Red after looking at the menu for a couple of minutes."Pizza," replied Ollie, "Pizza Fungi." Pizza Fungi?" asked 'Eve' Potter, his nose curling in distaste."Fungi is mushroom," explained Ollie, "So it's a mushroom pizza."He glanced around the table and took in the look of confusion on several of the faces as they studied the menus. "I'll tell you what," he said, "Let's have a selection of pizzas and garlic bread and we can all help ourselves." No anchovies," declared Chris O'Neill."Chris, if they come with anchovies they come with anchovies, just pick a bit without them."The young armourer rolled his eyes, "I can't stand the things.".
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