Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass... (Julie, age 7)14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drownI don't know. (Bobby, age 6)15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean He knows all about the ocean.What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.(James, age 7)If you didn't chuckle at one of these, you need to find a better sense of humourThis is compliments of the 'Shy One'It may be a repeat!!!!!!A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce.The very young produce assistant told him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.The man persisted and asked to see the manager.The boy said he'd ask his manager about it.Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager: "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of. Most men only live out 2 or 3 fantasies in a life time, but not me… this trip has turned out to be what I expected and more. Now able to breathe again I pull myself together and grab a towel from the rack. Still a little shaky I begin to dry off. Entering the bedroom I see you sitting along the bedside still wrapped in your towel looking through a bag that you brought. After sliding into my red silk boxers I notice curtains concealing a big window, a CD player, a gas fireplace, a coffee table holding a vase of long-stemmed roses and a card, …roses and a card!, I didn’t buy them so I started to hope you didn’t buy them for me (that’s a little gay), but once I read the card I found that the hotel provided this bouquet purely for deco rational purposes. Venturing of into the kitchen I can see a small stack of logs (perfect size for the fireplace), a microwave and other appliances. As you head back towards the bathroom with your toothbrush and bag, I plan to set the scene. Taking the.
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