Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."the Five Rules to Remember in Life1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.AND A BONUS RULE:6. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!This one is compliments of johnRamblings of a Retired MindI found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond.Am I getting to be that age?I was thinking about how a status symbol of. He bites hook line and sinker. Can't blame him, my wife is hot as hell. Tall, tan, legs, ass, perky tits, and a Rachel Welch face...not k**ding, even a little bit.They have been "dating" fucking since the third date, for almost two months when I realize what is going on with this guy.All the other times I found out after the fact. This time, I know while it's going on. She lies to me one night that she is going one place, and I catch her in the lie. I tell her to come clean; she denies everything and says she's not coming home because I'm mad.Mad? It's past that baby.I look up the number of this guy from her phone bill records, I give him a call. This is not the first time we've spoke to each other, we met a month earlier in the parking lot where she works.He says that she told him she and I were divorced. He tells me she is coming over for dinner and that he doesn't want to hear my lies. He hangs up. Fine. Little do they know, I know where this bastard lives.I go to the closet and.
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