”The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her Hands.The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and Poof!...The husband became 92 years old.The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female...These are compliments of J & B.Work was a woman’s job, but one evening, Kathy arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer, Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!It turns out that Victor had read an article that said, ‘Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were. I slipped my arm around Em’s shoulder and gave her a quick squeeze and again she turn to me and gave me a quick peck on the cheek. We went into the pub together, and it struck me that this was the first time we would have ever have been for a drink together. We were both well under age to drink alcohol last time we socialised in the same crowd, but in any case, any swimmer drinking alcohol was frowned upon. We were athletes, we were in training, we were expected to stay sober and to keep poisons out of our bodies. We ordered, myself a pint of bitter ale, Em a glass of white wine spritzer, and chatted about our drinking habits whilst waiting. We quickly discovered that whilst we both enjoyed a drink, neither of us had ever enjoyed being drunk – a throwback to the athlete perhaps, or just that’s how we’d been brought up. I can actually count the number of times I’ve been blind drunk on the fingers of two hands, and I don’t think I’ve ever ‘not known’ what has happened of an evening..
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