"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."This question with the answer has been provided by Mark... Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."This one is compliments of John from the land down under:Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrestedPatrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the GwinnettCounty (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication. The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop.'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles, or at. Erika has gone home.”No more was said. Ben remembered that he had promised his father and Helen to take them out for dinner the coming Saturday. Therefore, he asked Christine about a suitable local restaurant. She offered to make the necessary arrangements for him. In leaving the office, he glimpsed on the desk, half-hidden under some papers, the familiar shape of an Ipad.In his room, Ben immediately checked his. And Erika, only fifteen minutes earlier, had texted him:To Ben: - “Sorry, missed meeting you today. Missed you all last night too! I know now what I’ve been without all along. Will 403-door be open tomorrow afternoon? Text reply or nod at breakfast. Love, E.”As both he and Erika knew that Christine could and would read their texts, Ben decided to raise the stakes in their game. He texted:To Erika: - “Missed you too, ergo, 403’s door wide, wide open until you arrive. Then we lock it. Have to keep some secrets, don’t we? Or do we?? Love, B.”The following day over breakfast,.
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