The Ticonderoga!”These are compliments of Andrew B.A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.The man says: “I’m sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed: ‘Guess who?’”“But why?” asks the man.“I’m a divorce lawyer.” the man replies.You may have heard about the Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered “mentally unstable”.In Michigan, he’d be called “The last white guy still living in Detroit.”In Minnesota &. "There was a further chuckle from the far end. "Would this be for the benefit of a certain young lady?"Mark laughed. "Got it in one, Jim." He's pretty special." I'm very aware of that. So's she." So he's going to cost you." I'm very aware of that too. What are you thinking of?" £900 to a grand." That's pricey." Yes, but as we agreed he's pretty special." And I'm on captain's pay having just bought an engagement ring." Mark, I didn't know. How super! She's a lovely girl too. Rides better than you too. Anyway, congratulations!" Thanks, Jim. So what's the form?" Well, I can't act on my own so I'll have to wait to bring it up at the next committee meeting." Which is?" First Monday in October."Mark laughed. "All of four days away. I can wait that long. What are they going to say?" They'll decide whether they are willing to sell him and will set a minimum price." Fine. Jim, without wishing to teach my grandmother to suck eggs, not that I would ever claim you to be my grandmother, you could.
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