A variation came to mind.Wife texts husband on a beautiful day after a fruit picking weekend: "Apples driving me nuts, what to do."Husband texts back: "put in cider maker and crank up the pressure."Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer gone flat now."These are compliments Bill LBritish humor as it used to be: absolutely politically incorrect.It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They are putting some Tide washing powder in to stop the coloreds from running.Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.Riots in Birmingham last month caused over £1 million worth of improvements.Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But, since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon. Agle din mera confidence aasmaan pe tha poora din me sochta raha meri chooti behen mere saamne apni choot me ungli kar rahi thi aur mene kuch nahi kiya.Me medical shop gaya condome lene k liye aaj se pehle mene kabhi bhi condome nahi liye tha bahot darr lag raha tha medicle shop k sabhi custmer jaane ke baad mene apne mobile me condome type karke shopkeeper ko dikhaya to usne condome diya me ghar gaya aur raat ka in tezaar karne laga raat hogayi aaj to sham 8 baje he light chali gayi thi sab log khaane k baad sogaye me bhi thodi der tv dekhta raha aur sone k liye chala gaya raat ko meri behen sone ka natak karke jaag rahi thi usne apna upatta nikaal ke apne muh pe odd rakha tha uska urta uske peth k upar tha uski nevel dikh rahi thi me samajh gaya tha k meri chooti darling aaj ready hoke soi hui he…Me baath room me jaake apni underwear nikaal di aur sirf shorts pehen k aagaya aur let gaya aur neend lagne ka naak karne laga aur thodi der baad mene apne haath apni choti behen k nange.
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