. do it on the front lawn so you can see the difference.”“Ok, I’ll do it.”So he goes home and says to his wife, “I challenge you to distance pissing contest. We’ll meet on the front lawn after dark.”So they each prepare themselves drinking lots of beverage prior to the contest. After dark they meet and the husband suggests the wife go first. So she drops her drawers and lets out with a modest shower.Hubby steps up, drops his drawers, and grabs his “equipment”. His wife says, “Ah, no, dear. No hands allowed.”A woman goes into a store and buys a beautiful green and blue parrot. But the only words the parrot knows how to say are: “Who is it?”She takes the parrot home, but soon realizes that the bird’s color clashes with the living room. So she calls an Interior designer, who says he will come by shortly.When the Decorator comes, the woman is out shopping. He knocks on the door, and the parrot says “who is it?”The man says, “It’s the decorator.”The parrot says “who is it?”The man says. Some scoutmasters woke the poor kids up at Oh-Dark:30 and dragged everyone down to the pool to swim on Mondays. As the week went by both the scoutmasters and the kids wanted sleep more than swimming time. On Friday I would see roughly half this size crowd. [Oh-Dark:30 is military slang for 'too damn early' that Kyle picked up from a friend doing ROTC.]Dave and Josh both wished me a happy birthday as we set up for the swim. Alex, Zac, Danny and Gary overheard and wished me a happy birthday too. We opened up the gate for the campers exactly on time and let them have their forty minutes of early morning swimming.Dave manned the buddy board, ensuring everyone checked in with a buddy and left with the same buddy. Zac manned the lookout chair. Josh, Alex, Danny and Gary spread out along the sides of the pool, guarding the swimmers. We were a well-oiled machine by the time we hit this, our third week of campers.I leaned back against the fence around the swim area and watched the campers play.
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