So, we jumped into the shower together and freshened up. I put back on my stockings , suspenders and skirt. Then there was a knock on the door. You sat naked on the sofa and watched as the rather shocked guy brought the strawberries and champagne in and put them on the table. I asked him if he would like a tip, and he smiled and said yes. So I pushed him down onto the bed, put my tits in his face and started to undress him. The poor bloke didn't know what tp do.....he tried to get up and speak, but I kissed him and told him to relax. I told him he wasn't going anywhere till I gave him a tip. I undid his belt and trousers, pulled them down, along with his pants. He was already hard and so I started sucking him. I slowly moved around and put my ass and pussy in his face so he got a good view. I told him to finger me and lick me.......all the while, you were on the couch masturbating and loving every minute......I kept staring at you while I sucked the guy off.......you just looked at. “Three flat tires ... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights ... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards ... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!”“Oh ... OK!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!CuckooBefore leaving to attend a Doe party for her best friend, Muffy promised her husband Bob she would be home by midnight.Well, the party was great, and the drinks went down way too easily. Muffy was a bit loaded when she headed home about 3am. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing Bob would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times.She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a.
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