Getting booked into our local jail was a pretty hellish experience. Whenthe jailer handed me a one-piece orange jumpsuit, a pair of panties, andorange crocs, I said, "Seriously? Am I on TV?"She smiled and shook her head. "Gee, I've never heard that one before.You win the originality award today, dearie. Look, be grateful that youwere born a woman. The guys don't even get undies."I started to say, "But--" then quickly changed course. "Why don't the guysget underwear?" Too many of them were flushing it down the toilets and jamming up theplumbing." Again...why?"She shook her head with an even greater air of resignation. "Becausethey're men, that's why. By now you should have figured out we're thesmarter sex." I nodded, tried to compose myself, and headed to change.I was stuck overnight. My lawyer was out of town and his voice mailboxwas full. So was Aunt Connie, who was chasing doddering old rich guys inMonaco. Brittany and her husband were at a remote wooded cabin off thegrid. I was. Then if you still want to leave, one of us will drive you wherever you want to go. Okay." I don't want to impose. That's not why I came here this morning."That's when Grace took charge. "Sit down, you ninny!" Grace said, not a shout, but close to one. "Brent's right. Think of Joy, not how embarrassed you are. Here." She held out her arms. "Give me that pretty little girl, fix your dress, and sit down. Scramble an egg, Brent, and mash it up real fine. Can she eat an egg, Mary?"Mary nodded as she buttoned her blouse."Feed her the egg yolk in the fried egg that's left," I said to Grace. "Mary, I don't know if you are who you say you are, but I suspect you are an honest person." I smiled. "You still haven't tied your brother to the person or persons who planted that bomb in the hotel lounge. You can't leave before you tell us that much, at the very least."Mary took Joy back from Grace and started to feed the baby from her plate."If her little belly is as shrunken as yours, don't feed her.
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