Today was the tip of the iceberg.I met a woman in a club last night who said she would show me a good time.We went outside and she ran a 40 meter dash in 4 seconds.So I’m rubbing away at this old lamp when WHOOOSH a genie appears as they do; true to form he says “What is your wish?”So after about 2 seconds thought I say “I’d like a new Ferrari please”“Sorry,” says the genie. “no can do - I’m the Lambourne genie”Captain Nemo’s submarine ‘Nautilus’ has finally been disarmed.It is now called the ‘Naughtyless’A Vicar was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he knew was an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.“Were these dishes ever washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.She replied, “They’re as clean as soap and water could get them.”He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so,. "Just what I said, if I win, I get to be you, Mark 'Slick' Hall and you become me, Mary Beth Lonnigan. If you win, I walk out of here broke and you get all your money back. How about it, Slick?" She prodded."And how do you suppose to make me change into you? What are we going to do, trade clothes? I like your short skirt and tight top but it wouldn't fit me." Mark said. He was laughing like we all were."If I win, I'll worry about us changing, if you win I won't ask you how you're going to spend the money. Not that you have any hope of winning." She said. She was egging him on pretty good. I understand why Mark made the bet. I would have done it too. It looked like a win-win situation. If he won, he had his car payment back. If he lost, he wasn't going to suddenly change into this cute co-ed. Several others at the table wanted to get in on the action but Mary Beth wouldn't bet with anyone except Mark, or 'Slick' as she called him."It's a bet," Mark told her. Like I said, I would have.
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