.. )INTRO #3: It was a dark and stormy night... (On second thought, skip this one. It's a stupid opening and totally unbelievable anyway.)Which brings me to my last point. We have to stop using dumb openings to these things. Just get the disclaimer out of the way and get on with the action. Our customer satisfaction ratings have slipped from 97% to 95.3% in the latest J.D. Powers survey, and I think our "too clever" openings may have something to do with it.And use a simple disclaimer, like: *Under 18? Go away.* That'd do it. OK, let's get to work. Oh, and Dick, please report to my office. It's Wednesday.ThanksM1KEBTW: In case you're wondering, we had to let Hugh G. Rection go. He just didn't fit in.Contest Entry #2Here is another entry for Celeste's Short Story Contest. The first entry probably didn't count anyway, 'cause it wasn't really a story. It was just a memo, which we all see too many of. This one isn't really a story either.It's more of a rant, but what the fuck. Rules are. I heard a faint unfamiliar noise as I reached my room. I looked into my mother's room and my mouth dropped open. They hadn't gone for a walk.Mom and Uncle Tom were both naked. I had never seen my mother nude before so I took a good long look at the side view I had of her big tits. It was the first time I had seen a woman's nipples. My cock started to rise quickly as any teenage boy's cock would.It stiffened to it's full length inside of my jeans or as we called them back then Dungarees. I had measured my erection more than once and knew that it was decent sized for my age. It was only a smidgeon short of six inches. I knew from peeking in my gym class that it was above average.My cock ached as I watched what my mother was doing to her own brother. She was kneeling on the bed between Uncle Tom's legs. Her tongue was running up and down his massive cock. It had to be eight inches long and thick and veiny. Mom looked like she was enjoying licking her brother's cock. Her eyes were half.
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