Eventually we held a vote and there were five “Yes’s” and only one “No”. It was a beautiful demonstration of democracy in action. Or gang rape as the police put it.A bloke is sunbathing with nothing but a hat covering his penis. Two women walk past and one shouts “if you were a gentleman you would lift your hat to a lady!” The bloke replies “if you weren’t so ugly the hat would lift itself!”Me: “I can’t believe they’re back together after all that shit”. Wife: “Who?” Me: “My arse cheeks”“So let me get this straight” the prosecutor says to the defendant. “You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man”. “That’s correct” says the defendant. “Upon which” continues the prosecutor “you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her”. “That’s correct” says the defendant. “Then my question to you is - why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?” asked the prosecutor. “It seemed easier” replied the defendant “than shooting a different man every day!”My wife. . and like fucking shot at me the she knew I was actually picking up strangers on the street.She told me my face went frightened looking.Actually, she never made comments about how "dangerous" are my behaviors. Actually the girl precisely know that I'm the most dangerous person walking down the streets. I mean.. I'm not afraid of killers.. If I do meet one.. I'll kill him first if he don't want a good talk.So then, she told me that the guy happened to be one of his friend.. and that he showed up at the appartement being all surprised.. saying a girl asked him to fuck her on the street. She laughed at my double fail a lot (actually I failed when the guy said "no thanks"... and then I failed about being discovered). I was planning on remebering the story but not telling it to my BF.I then knew the WHY GOD WHY he said no.He had a girlfriend. What a fucking pussy.]I connected to my weird facebook wich is a window on people that don't actually have real names or pictures of them and are.
When it comes to hot, Can U Anyone Satisfy This Cock Hungry Divorced Aunty.. free porn video, don’t settle for anything less than the best! No matter what you’re into, hindipornxmovies.com has got you covered with plenty of erotic scenes like Can U Anyone Satisfy This Cock Hungry Divorced Aunty.. free porn video to get your juices flowing.