It’s amazing they get anything done. D’ya miss me?”“You really don’t want to know how much,” laughed Sandra as the chatter started up again around the tables. “I’ve been sooo fucking horny,” she whispered in his ear, whilst at the same time placing her hand on his thigh. He was surprised at the warmth of it and felt something stir between his legs.One of the girls came back with his coffee and he sat back and stretched whilst Sandra kept on rubbing his thigh in a soft circular motion, edging higher at every stroke. A couple of the women had started to notice and glanced over furtively. An obvious lump was beginning to show in his suit trousers.“What are you doing?” he whispered to her. “We’ll get arrested if you carry on like this. People are looking.”“ Let them look. I don’t care,” replied Sandra, now rubbing the noticeably hardening bulge in his crotch. “I just want cock. And I want it now.”“Sorry darling,” said Paula. “Did you say something?”“Actually,” said Sandra loudly,. I am considering a new career in mirror cleaning. It is something I can see myself doing, (A Heads up:::: Jim7 applied for the job)A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. “That’ll be five dollars”, says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters onto the floor. Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and serves the beer.The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for a beer, and again throws 20 quarters onto the floor.On the third day, he asks for a beer, and hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender takes advantage of his chance for revenge, throws 20 quarters onto the floor and yells “here’s your change then!” The guy looks down at the coins and says: “I’ll have another beer, please.”A weasel walks into a bar.The Bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”“Pop,” goes the weasel.Many thanks to J & B for the following.Politically Correct Christmas MusicI saw that some radio stations are refusing to play “Baby It’s Cold Outside,”.
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