. mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights ... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards ... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!”“Oh ... OK!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!CuckooBefore leaving to attend a Doe party for her best friend, Muffy promised her husband Bob she would be home by midnight.Well, the party was great, and the drinks went down way too easily. Muffy was a bit loaded when she headed home about 3am. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing Bob would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times.She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict. Becky is only 5 feet tall and weighs just 101 pounds. On top of this she has a petite and thin body with very long blaze red hair. We have turned our guest bedroom into my "daughters" room, which she has decorated with all the usually teenage girl stuff complete with a full set of clothes. Usually Friday afternoon after work she puts away her normal business dresses, scrubs off the make-up and removes all signs of being Mrs. Simmons, my wife. She remains my daughter until Monday morning when it's time for work again. The amazing thing is when she turns into my daughter, she looks even younger than 15. Becky has less curves and smaller breast than most girls of 15.During our vacation two months ago, she pretended to be my daughter the entire time and I found it to be a big turn-on. During our vacation I caught her kissing and making out with an older teenage boy. Watching her pretend to be a clumsy and awkward girl kissing and fending of roaming teenage boys hands, was a major cum.
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