" And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service, and write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything'."The local restaurant was so sure that its host was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.The host would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out of the squeezed lemon would win the money.Many people had tried over time (weight lifters, longshoremen, etc.), but nobody could get another drop out of a lemon after the host had squeezed it.Then one day, a scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit. In a tiny, squeaky voice he said, "I'd like to try the bet."After the laughter had died down, the host said, "OK," grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.But the. Now thankx to a friend, who I sucked off just so he could release some well needed tension. But all that did was get me horny. So I got home, a little sexually frustrated. I chatted with a few of my internet friends on skype (no you can't have it :p). When E came on. Hadn't chatted with him for a few days. So I got all excited when he did. I like talking to him. Just wish he lived in my town or I live in his. So after chatting for a bit with E, he told me he was fappin'. This didn't surprise me in the slightest. He faps like 5 times a day. Witch is also so hot to me. But he mentioned that his cock tasted good. That intrigued me. So I wall like, yeah? O.o :) I want to taste it. Send it through skype to me now. Right here on my tongue :p. :3 E said to late. It's already in my mouth. So I said than fucking french me already! Me likie some snow ballin' :D. And hell I aready had the taste of cum already tonight. E became intriegued and wanted to hear. He needed to cum again. And.
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