"I interrupted his smug sales pitch with my own question, "Is there intelligent life on this planet?"He replied, "Well, Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell have condos nearby." I'll take that as a no!" Oh, and of course the Queen lives in yon cave," he said while pointing east. "It's right past the 'No Monoliths Allowed' sign." Now, while I'm never trusting of anyone who says 'yon', Ripley and I bundled up and began our trek to the dark,foreboding cave. We were greeted by an amazon babe standing at least seven feet tall. She was attractive in a butch sort of way. I would even call her an Amazon Prime."Halt, Earthlings or perish," she commanded while extending her arm like posing for the Heisman Trophy. "I am Queen Vulva. We have already captured your men and have them working in our Viagra mine." Cheers could be heard from afar. "We need more male labor which is why we are commandeering your spacecraft. Plus we need males for propagating our race." More cheers from the bowels of the. Her work uniform may have been modest, but she came to work in street clothes and left the same way (and changed in the stock room). So even while she was in uniform, I held the image of her in her street clothes. I’m sure she noticed. Not that my penis was sticking straight out, but I’m sure she could tell that it had grown in my pants. This was another thing I didn’t know at the time. Girls pay attention to our penises. At least if they don’t hate us. I believe she was flattered by my penis’s approval. Ok, the affair. As I said, it was brief, and here is how it started. One Saturday morning, Sharon was the morning hostess (we were a small store, and for most of the time is was just the manager and a hostess, with an extra host and cook for dinner hour. Sharon was upset. I assumed it was from something that happened the night before, perhaps a date gone wrong. And since the hostesses were often upset, I let it pass. But this morning, as I was setting up the cooking area, Sharon.
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