What may I do for you?”“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.” “With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.” When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?” “From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?” “I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next!”Definition :Trumping - the ‘art’ of talking through one’s arse.From a Friend of J & G.Three Irishmen are sitting in. “Take your dress off. Honey, show my friends how hot you are.”Susie stripped and still wore her heels. She continued to dance, and Joseph’s friends were amazed at how hot she was. She looked to be in a trance and just did whatever Joseph said.“Susie, help the guys off with their clothes. I want you to give them blowjobs. Come on, princess!”The guys all got up, and Susie helped them undress. They couldn’t believe Joseph was going to let them be with his wife. He drank his beer and watched her seduce them all.She approached Dave first. She wrapped her hands around his cock and stroked his dick until he was hard. She knelt and opened her lipsticked mouth and accepted his cock down her throat. She bobbed up and down, maintaining eye contact with him. He watched her pleasure him.“Baby, do Jim now!”Susie undressed Jim and wrapped her fingers around his cock. She stroked him until he was hard and dropped to her knees. Susie opened her mouth and accepted his cock. She took as.
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