Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks, “How high up are we?” “About 2,000 feet,” the eagle replies. The mouse replies, “You ain’t sh*ttin’ me, are you?”A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices strange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off.” The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Pakistan. The doctor examines him and says, “You’ve been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?” The man replies, “Yes a few in the USA.” The doctor says, “I bet they told you it had to be cut off.” The man answers, “Yes!” The doctor smiles, nods, “That is not correct. It will fall off by itself.”A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American. But the police know that each year many mixed-up teenagers go missing for a few days; most turn-up before long; but some don’t. Time would tell.It was another beautiful morning as Elaine sipped her champagne and looked out from the balcony that overlooked Italy’s Lake Como. She was alone and had much of the day to relax pretty much anywhere within the secure perimeter of the villa; but this balcony from her room, was her favourite spot. It was a truly beautiful place to be and she realised how fortunate she had been; to be selected for the Italian Godfather Roberto’s ‘household’. But Elaine was no ordinary servant to the Godfather who had long sought Europe for such a female as her.Joey had been one of many scouts employed by Roberto’s organisation and his encounter with Elaine had been a great stroke of luck for which he had been paid handsomely.Shortly after arrival here the godfather had ordered that she phone her parents simply to put their minds at rest; that she was happy and.
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