Then I told him, since it was free I would just try it out sometime later, then I said, “Unless you want to.” He kind of looked at me in a funny way and then said, “No you can try it.” Few days passed and then my son asked me if I had tried out the toy yet. I told him I had tried to use it but that it was a hassle trying to use it by myself. Then he spoke up and said, “If you want I would be glad to help you out with it sometime, but it will have to be our little secret.” I was really shocked to hear him say that. I told him I would like that and went on to say that he if wanted we could do it before his mother got back home. We went in one of the bedrooms that were close to the driveway so we would know if his mother got back early or someone else came by. I dropped my pants and pulled my shorts down some and got on the bed with my but cheeks arched so he could try and use the prostrate toy on me, that I had gotten.Just before he tried inserting it in me he reached up and pulled. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.5..
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