Today is Friday.If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I've never before heard – I'll let you go..."The old gentleman paused then said, "Thirty three years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman;I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the copper.QueenslandThe owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said,"You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,"Everything but my earrings."TasmaniaA senior citizen in Tasmania was overheard saying,"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be here."When asked why, he replied,"I'd rather be in Tasmania 'cause everything happens in Tasmania 20 years later than in the rest of the world."Northern TerritoryThe young man from NT came. “This is what you’ve wanted for years, and its going so well.” The look fades a bit, especially after I reach under the table and give his cock a squeeze.We all talk for a few more minutes and I finally say to the both of them. “I’m tired of the club, I wanna go back to the hotel.” There’s a nod from both of them. Our hotel was a short walk from the club. It felt so naughty to be walking between the both of them. Especially as we walk into the nice hotel. Jeremy checked us in while Jeron and I had a cigarette out front. It was a very nice hotel, and more than a few people gave us stares as we walked into the elevator. The way I was dressed there couldn’t be much doubt that something was going on involving me being bad. It felt so good to be that naughty, and for others to see it.Once in our room, I moved over to the chaise lounge and sat crossing my legs. There was a bit of a “what now” moment. Jeron helped diffuse it, throwing down a $50 and moving to the wet bar. “what do you want.
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