After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column 20 that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!''Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?'An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?''Just water, ' says the priest.The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.''Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?''When. ” ———————– I stopped by Linda’s apartment the night before I was scheduled to report for duty. It was kind of late, but I rang the bell anyway. I had just turned to walk away when I finally heard the door open behind me. Linda was standing in the doorway, dressed in her pajamas. Her hair, which was down over her shoulders, was slightly damp. “I hope I didn’t wake you,” I said quietly. She shook her head. “Carter’s in bed. I was just sitting up reading.” Carter was Linda’s son from a marriage that had come apart about seven years earlier. He had been born about the time the divorce was finalized. “I… uh…,” I looked down at my feet and toed the mat in front of her door. “I just came to say goodbye.” “I know,” Linda said quietly. Linda and I had met when I was a lowly college student cruising through the local mall looking for a summer job. At the time she had been managing a store there, and she hired me on. I developed a crush on her almost instantly, but through the years that we knew.
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