M uncle ke liye pani le aai. Or uncle ko thank you uncle kaha. Uncle ne kaha koi baat nhi, us waqt mujhe pata chala ki uncle ne bhi shrab pi hui hai kyunki uncke muh se smell aa rhi thi daru ki per uncle hosh me lag rahe the.Mene uncle se pucha uncle aap papa ke office me kaam karte ho. To uncle ne btaya nhi m unke office me kaam nahi karta ye jaha daru pine aate hai m bhi waha per roj daru pita hu, to dosti ho gaiMe: uncle aap papa ko daru kam pine ko boliye na, papa har roj daru pi kar aate hai. Ye baat bolte bolte m thodi runsi ho gai or ankho se ansoo nikal aaye.To uncle mere paas aaye or mere ansoo poche or mujhe apni baho me pakad kar khud se sata liya or fir mere aansoo pochte hue bole. Ro mat beta aise nhi rote.Me : thoda sa alag hote hue boli fir kya kru uncle, papa ne to ab khana khana bhi chhod diya hai,sham ko daru piker so jate hai bas, mere sath ache se baat bhi nhi karte.Uncle mere paas khade hue meri baat dhyan se sun rahe the or unka ek hath meri kamar per ghum raha. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."(I love this part) The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."This one is compliments of kilocyclesExcuse meA man enters a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."This one is complements of R LA little boy walks into a whorehouse with a murderous look on his face and a dead frog in his hands and asks, "I want a whore with herpes."The madam looks at the boy and says,"We don't have any of those around here, kid."The boy is not to be deterred, and screams, "I WANT A WHORE WITH HERPES!"The madam decides that it's gonna be easier to just give the boy what he wants and leads him to a room.
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