“The Golden Years” The only thing gold about the golden years is the color of my piss!!!3. At my age, I wake up in bed in the morning, Hold my arms outwards and if I can’t feel the sides of the box, I get up!!!Why is it that diapers for babies are LUVS or HUGGIES. But for old folks its DEPENDS? I guess it DEPENDS who is in the will!Compliments of a Friend of J & G:A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos intent on killing him. In their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and grant him three requests.For his first, he asked for his horse. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman. The cowboy spent the night with the woman.The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled “You stupid horse! I said ‘posse!’”What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?A full set. Maine apna saliva muhh me jama kiya aur unke muhh ke upper jhuk ke saliva chod diya.Wo sidha uncle ke muhh me gaya. Uncle ne jhatt se use nigal liya aur muje aur thukne ko kaha. Fir 3-4 baar maine aisa kiya toh mera muhh such gaya toh uncle utt ke khade ho gaye.Uncle ki iss harkat ko dekhkar mera bhi mann karne laga toh maine bina kuch kahe niche bait gaya aur apna muhh khola toh uncle samaj gaye. Fir unonhe ek sath bahot saliva mere muhh me chod di…..woh smoothly mere muhh me chali gayi …garam garam jelly jaisi. Maine bhi uncle ke saliva ko nigal liya. Mere liye ye sab pahali baar tha but muje bahot maja aa raha tha. Kafi derr hua toh uncle ne kaha hame bahar nikalana chahiye. Fir humane apna kapda sahi kiya.Uncle ne kundi khole aur bahar dekh ke toilet se nikle aur muje bhi ishara kar ke bahar aane ko kaha.Fir hum bahar aake bate karne lage toh uncle ne pucha “toh rahul kaisa laga tumhe?” mai sharmaya aur hass ke bola bahot maja aaya uncle. Unonhe kaha hame aise jagah pe nahi karma.
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