"A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?"The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?" Yes" says the woman."Did you hit him with that golf club?" Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face."How many times did you hit him?" I don't know -- put me down for a five."A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening. His locker was just down from mine, and we often stopped to talk before our first-period class."You talking to me, Shit-for-Brains?" I grinned at him."Shit for brains? Me? I'm not the one who's got the brown eyes, oh observant one." Just because the eyes are brown doesn't mean I'm full all the way up to there with bullshit, like a certain overconfident running back I happen to know," I shot back."Hey, not overconfident, just sure of my abilities," he replied. "Besides, I'm not the one who was walking out of the party Friday looking like I was constipated and in some serious pain," he added with a grin."Well, that was Friday, and I'm feeling right fine on this Monday morning, but thanks for your concern," I said."So, Ray, what's up with you and the delectable Miss Melissa? Brit tells me you guys disappeared into the basement for quite awhile, and didn't hardly come up for air." You know," I said, looking up and down the hall. I really didn't want any eavesdroppers on this.
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