, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?" You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar."Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem."The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!" Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."As. No, all of my sexual energy will be devoted to satisfying (and being satisfied by) the superior male on this planet: the beautiful black man and his lovely large chocolate penis.Because you see, I left some details out of my likes/dislikes...while I do love going to Titans games and the lake, my absolute favorite thing to do in the world involves black men. OMG, just making eye contact with one and exchanging knowing glances makes my tummy drop...leading to flirting, sending him messages with my body language and light/accidental contact LOL, just "happen" to rub my breast against his arm or my shoe-less foot up his leg "unintentionally" of course...playing each (black) guy differently: am I shy, never-been-with-a-black-guy Mandi who needs to be talked into things, or am I assertive business lady Mandi who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to just come out and ask for it? Am I a college girl? Do I have a boyfriend/fiancee/husband at home? Do I mention that my Daddy would KILL me.
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