You’re not much of a Star Wars fan if you don’t know that storm troopers buy iPhones because they can never find the droids they’re looking for.Why is Kylo Ren always lonely? A. Well he’s always Ben SoloWhy did the droids have the accident? A. Because R2D2 couldn’t C3PO (if you don’t get that one say it aloud)If your having dinner at the Rebel Hanger Lounge, what do you get to drink before? A. Well you always get a Han shot first.What happens when Chewbacca gets chocolate in his fur? A. You get chocolate chip Wookie of courseThis One Is Compliments of NavRetirement:After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart...Dear Mrs. Harris,Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We. "Morning Amanda" he said in a sing song style suggesting he too had heard of her indiscretion. "Morning," she responded quietly her head down not meeting his gaze. Jade avoided her again when they arrived at the school and she could hear the tittering and snide comments as she made her way to class. She could feel the eyes boring into her as she found her way to her desk. The first period of the day was general studies and the teacher was Mr Ross. During the class he kept looking at her and smiling. She was unsure at first but when the class was over and he asked her to stay for a minute she was sure. He knew."Would you like some extra tuition Amanda?" he asked as the last student left the room. "Your grades have been falling and I would like to help you ah...... well......... find some satisfaction." When Mr Ross?" she asked."After school, Amanda. I am happy to stay back for an hour or so." I will miss my bus home, sir," she said in the hope this would end the matter, but it.
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