As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen anything like that before, and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”Apparently, I’m still lost ... it’s a man thing.When you have stopped laughing be sure to forward this on to others who would enjoy a good story.This one is compliments of Anonymous.An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf so he puts his name down at the local Club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down, so off he goes down to the Club to ask the reason why!Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish Golf Club?Scot: Aye, and I am as Scottish as ye are Jock.Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.Scot: Aye, so do I.Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?Scot: Aye, neither do I.Secretary: But you are a Jew?Scot: Aye, I be that.Secretary: So you are circumcised?Scot: Aye, I be that too.Secretary: I am. I stood up and said to Sally Anne, "Would you like a drink?"She looked at me and almost cried at me, "YES! OH YES! OH YESPlease!"I grinned as she came under Karls administrations.After that we had a meal and drinks without further fun andgames. When we were finished we went to the toilets and I wasamused to see Kate head off to the gents. We then met outside and Sally Anne went with Karl and suggestedKate and I followed. I was expecting to go to the cottage butinstead Sally Anne headed to some nearby woods, drove off theroad down a track and parked. She got out of the car leant onthe bonnet and hitched her skirt up and spread her legs.We parked nearby and got out in time to see Karl get out of theKarl, take off his trousers and head over to Sally Anne.Kate got out and took off her moustache, then her top and finallyher trousers and rather than men's underwear which I had expectedshe had on her black rubber basque and stockings."Bend over the bonnet of the car," she instructed.As I.
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