The teacher asked them why they were arguing and the first boy said:“We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever can tell the biggest lie.”“You should be ashamed of yourselves” the teacher said. “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”The two boys looked at each other, nodded and then gave the ten dollars to the teacher.An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of the building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said:“Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building.”The Mexican opened his lunch box again and exclaimed “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump too.”The blond guy opened his lunch and said “Bologna again! If I get one more bologna sandwich one more time I’m also going to jump.”The next day the Irishman opened his lunch, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The. "Okaaay," said Mal, drawing it out as if she were nine or ten, rather than sixteen.She got up and went to her room. When she returned, she had a rolled up towel in her hand."Do I have to show it to you?" she complained."Yes." Can you make Randy leave the room?"That was interesting. Lucy looked at him. He looked entirely too carefree. She wondered what they had cooked up. If the situation wasn't so serious, she might have wanted to smile."No, I believe Randy should stay."Sam had a very quick and very shocking stab of concern, because while she knew what was in the towel, her Aunt Lucy didn't. Not yet. And when Mallory's plea for Randy (who also knew what was in the towel) not to see it was so easily brushed off by their mother, it seemed ... off somehow. But she didn't have time to reflect on that because Mallory unrolled the towel.What was revealed was an anatomically correct adult penis, made of what white people call flesh colored latex. It had a nice pair of balls at the base of it.
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