“Which doesn’t mean we can’t love each other, does it? Being tender and caring isn’t exclusive to being a boyfriend.”“I never really thought about it that way. It was either making love with someone I was deathly in love with or fucking. But how can we make love this way without being in love? It makes no sense to me!”“Not to be a jerk about it, but when was the last time you tried?”“Before tonight? With Joel. Last Friday was, well, different.”“At least partly because Deb was in the room. But also because you weren’t quite ready for that. Tonight you were.”“I wonder what might have happened had we met six or seven years ago...”“I don’t think the thirteen-year-old me was anything like the twenty-year-old me!”Milena laughed, “Sorry, I didn’t even think about that. Since Friday I’ve felt you were my age for some odd reason.”“Your ancient, advanced age of twenty-four?” I chuckled. “You’re my ‘older woman’!”“Don’t be a jerk!”“Well, you aren’t QUITE my Mrs. Robinson; your mom on the other. “Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav’rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin’ her down de road when this huge Maclean potato truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin’ and groanin’. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.“Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, “Mr. Drover, how are you feelin’? ... Now yer honor, wot da fock would you say?”Yes, I know there are different variations of this joke posted but it is still funny.The following is compliments of StarFleetCarlMurphy’s Law.
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