You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.NICKNAMES- If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.- If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.EATING OUT- When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.- When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.MONEY- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.BATHROOMS- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.- The average. Shane was in the backyard, moving some limbs out of the way. He had gotten hot in the late spring sun, and was wearing only his jeans and boots. Sweat covered his torso and back, and he was almost done with the chores his sister "asked" him to do. He picked up the last limb, a huge piece of deadwood, and was carrying it to his truck, when he tripped over the garden hose."Oh, Shit!" he said to himself. He fell forward, and his head hit the branch, cutting it. He could have sworn he heard someone gasp, but he figured it was just the smack of his head. He felt the blood, and finished loading the branch, before walking towards the door to patch up the cut. He saw something move just inside the door, but he couldn't make out what, maybe a person. He walked inside, and noticed a soda sitting on the window sill, still cold. He looked into the living room, and saw Kelly sitting on the sofa, flipping through the channels."Hey Kelly? Where's the band-aids?" Shane asked, holding his shirt on.
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